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PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING STUPID.
At the movies with two of my friends and this one guys who is sort of my friend, but sort of a fucking asshole. Okay, so before the movie started a preview came on for the new Muppets DVD. So they were marketing it like it was the Hunger Games so it started out like Get ready for the Hunger and then Ms. Piggy was eating some cake. So then my asshole friend was dead serious, “Oh, they’re making a Muppets Hunger Games movie. That’s gonna suck.” It’s a mother fucking marketing technique. The Muppets will never fight to the death, you fucking idiot.
you have a helmet too!
U have ten fingers!!!! I have ten fingers!!! Yay, now we can have inside jokes, slumber parties and then when we find someone with nine fingers we can beat the crap out of them!!!!
Girls Vs. Guys
When girls are lesbian or bisexual, no one cares.
When guys are gay or bisexual, everyone makes a big deal about it.
When two girls hold hands as friends, no one thinks anything.
But when two guys that are friends hold hands ….
When a girl says “Suck My Dick”…
If a guy says “Eat My Pussy”…
When a girl calls her friend her “wifey” …
If a guy calls his friend “hubby” …
